youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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