i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i will never coherently bang her
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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