do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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