I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i just made my gag reflex go away.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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