How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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