This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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