He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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