Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
So much rum. So many feels.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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