Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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