I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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