oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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