I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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