It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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