im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
And then he peed in my hair
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