ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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