dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
