I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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