HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
