everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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