No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I will be naked everywhere
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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