time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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