Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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