That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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