He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Your cock deserves a montage
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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