This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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