Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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