Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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