I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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