Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Your mouth is God's brothel.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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