Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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