don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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