Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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