im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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