I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Houston, we have a blender
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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