I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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