White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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