That's when you crack a 10am beer
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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