Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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