guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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