I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
so let's talk penis.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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