you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
tell me about the fingering
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