Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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