That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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