my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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