She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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