Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
