so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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