If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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