Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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