i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Life is so much better after having sex.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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