Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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