wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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